I am supposed to debate the Division of Revenue Bill, but you have already heard the reasons advanced by my colleague the hon Harris on why the DA will not support the fiscal framework or this Bill. There is therefore no need for me to further dwell on the matter.
Since Tuesday morning very little serious business was in any case discussed in this House. The only matters of concern seem to be what positions members obtained on the party list and who is crossing the floor from which party to which. I could obviously not understand the concerns in this regard as I placed my name on the list and made it very easily to an elected position - that is, by simply putting my name on the pensioners' list.
To those of you who will not make it back to Parliament because you are badly placed on the list, I express my sincere sympathy as you had to go through strenuous processes to get onto the list, only to find out that you are also now on the pensioners' list. My advice to you is to take the direct route next time, like I did. Retiring members should please note that, as retirees, we will only receive pay until the 6th of May, so please do not moan about the fact that your work on election day will be unpaid.
During my time in Parliament I was fortunate enough to accompany the hon Speaker on an overseas trip. I asked the Speaker whether he could perhaps arrange a diplomatic posting for me when I retire. He replied that he has noticed my love for alcohol and females and he would therefore recommend me for a posting in Saudi Arabia. No, thank you, Mr Speaker, any another place will do.
On a more serious note, I am sorry to leave Parliament, because I learnt a lot whilst being here and made good friends across all political divides. [Interjections.]